Sunday, December 14, 2008

Making Money the Socialist, Secular Humanist Way!

It's fast, fun and easy! Here's how you do it.

  1. Abandon religion

  2. Pursue self-gratification

  3. Stop having children

  4. Vote yourself money

  5. When it runs out, nationalize your industries to get at the money stored there

  6. When that runs out, borrow money from everyone else

  7. When that runs out and you've got fewer young people to support lots of old people, protest and riot

  8. Burn down shops and smash and loot!

  9. Repeat steps 7 and 8 and enjoy victory the EuroSocialist Way!

Yay! Check out how it's working in Greece.
The riots in Greece have made investors in Greek debt particularly uneasy. Street violence flared last weekend after police shot a teenager who was among a group of demonstrators. Concurrent strikes by trade unions and teachers this week reflected a growing discontent with the government's economic management ...

A belated bid to push through economic overhauls in recent months -- including harsh changes to pension, labor and tax rules -- spawned the weekend riots, which worsened after the police shot and killed a protester. Jobless rates for those under 25 are 20% or higher in Greece, Italy and Spain.

About 28% of young Greek university graduates are jobless, by far the highest in the euro area.
Burning auto dealerships is just one of many terrific benefits!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"About 28% of young Greek university graduates are jobless"

I wonder if burning down all the potential employers has anything to do with that...

(cytedebr)